plays
To cope with the absence of her father, neglect from her mother, and ridicule by her classmates, eighth grader Shelby Hinkley has put all of her time and energy into the only thing that matters in 2004: Spiderman. When leading a devout online fan club proves insufficient to her needs, Shelby decides to risk it all for love, kidnap famous actor Tobey Maguire, and marry him in her basement. Her fantasies of happily ever after start to crumble as she realizes Tobey may not be the charismatic heartthrob she thinks she knows. A Y2K farce, I’m Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire is a full-throttle explosion of our para-social relationships and the obsessions that detonate them.
I’M GONNA MARRY YOU TOBEY MAGUIRE
"The biggest laugh out of a New York audience this year" - Theaterly
〰️"Original, cutting-edge hilarious, and thoughtfully provocative "- DC Theatre Arts
"A piece of theater truly like nothing else" - Broadway World
"It’s brazen, it’s absurdly funny, and it just might be the star of this wild summer season"- Theatre and Tonic
"Isn't this play just yassified "Misery" - user on Tiktok
"The biggest laugh out of a New York audience this year" - Theaterly 〰️"Original, cutting-edge hilarious, and thoughtfully provocative "- DC Theatre Arts "A piece of theater truly like nothing else" - Broadway World "It’s brazen, it’s absurdly funny, and it just might be the star of this wild summer season"- Theatre and Tonic "Isn't this play just yassified "Misery" - user on Tiktok
RE(VULVA)
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night with an old man pointing a revolver at her. Btw, this old man is her Pussy and if she doesn’t have sex in a week- her Pussy will pull the trigger. Part Groundhog day, part Charli xcx music video, part play you should definitely not bring your parents to, RE(VULVA) is an exploration of “yeah it really do feel like my pussy wants to kill me sometimes.”
DADS AGAINST PREDATORS / EVERYTIME A PEDOPHILE KILLS HIMSELF AN ANGEL GETS IT WINGS
DADS AGAINST PREDATORS, follows two fathers in Fremont, Ohio who run and operate a vigilante pedophile hunting operation. When their online following dramatically increases after the suicide of a recent catch, a blast from their past rolls back into town wanting to create a podcast all about DAP. Part To Catch A Predator, part Jackass, part March of the Penguins with a hint of Greek Tragedy, DADS AGAINST PREDATORS interrogates the plight to “Save our Kids,” and the quest for perfect justice while exploring the battle between small-town life and the escape from it.